Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Monday, October 26, 2009

Still Alive


Will post again when I find something meaningful to write about. Or if I get bored shitless.

Monday, October 05, 2009

Stupidity Personified

Cashier: ID please.
Me: -offers Singapore driving license-
Cashier: We can't take this.
Me: Why? Because we're not a country? -trying to convey both irony and incredulity-
Cashier: Yeah ..
Me: -Realizes that the cashier's seriously dumb.- ..It is a country.
Cashier: Where is it?
Me: Asia.
Cashier: Nope, sorry, no can do.

-Back again with passport-
Cashier: Nope sorry, company policy.