Japheth smells shit.

Japheth and Shaun were waiting for bus no. 16 behind orchard mrt to go to Zouk.

Waits.

Bus arrives, our heroes board the bus.

Japheth: -gesticulates wildy- Oh my God what's that fucking smell?! Smells like SHIT!

Shaun: -notices driver's open window- YAH MAN, fucking hell!

Japheth: -hands on nose- This is killing me!

Shaun: -notices people all the way at the back pinching their noses- The smell is even at the back! No escape! -moves to sit down near the front- Might as well sit here.

Japheth: NO WAY MAN! It's fucking smelly. You wanna go to Zouk smelling like shit?!

Shaun: Oh ya ah. But wait no taxi how? We're already fucking late.

Japheth: You rather be late or smell like shit?! You want people in Zouk to move away from you cause you smell like shit?!

Shaun: OK OK! -presses bell-

Our heroes hurriedly alighted the smelly bus at the next bus stop. A malay guy on the bus pinches his nose and looks at Shaun who grinned back while shaking his head. The malay guy smiles.

Haha, the above conversation was carried out at almost shouting volume, and the passengers in the bus were staring at us. That's Japheth for you. And he was saying that the passengers must have admired our courage to voice out our discomfort while other guys acted cool and continued to smell and smell like shit. Haha.