Big Boss: Do you ever get any girls' phone numbers during your smoking break?
Collegue: No...
Big Boss: That's like pretty useless man.
The Legend
About Me
- Shaun
- The Author, born 7 Sept 1984, graduate of Nanyang Polytechnic with a diploma in Engineering Informatics, currently studying Computing in the National University of Singapore and residing in Sheares Hall.
Antagonised Christian, Cow-killer, Beer-guzzler.
Marked by indolence, has an unhealthy aversion towards work and is the self-proclaimed master of procrastination. Is a regular user of Dictionary.com and calculators(or fingers, sometimes toes) due to having the spelling and mathematical ability of a 3 year old.
Breaks easily into cheesy grins, laughs raucously, and is capable of under-the-belt stabs of sarcasm as well as the occasional honeyed words of flattery.
Climbs, skates, reads, swims.
Blogs
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Restarting a diary5 years ago
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Baby8 years ago
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NO77S!11 years ago
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Shanghai Nights12 years ago
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The last time12 years ago
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That Feeling12 years ago
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