Dumb

I was telling Japheth a couple of days ago that I've not had an ulcer since secondary school.

Fast forward to 3mins ago and you see me drinking from a bottle of Meiji milk that I keep in the fridge in the pantry.

You know the foil that they use to seal the mouth of the bottle? I peeled it only halfway back cause I was lazy to throw the foil away. The reduced exposure of the mouth caused increased suction that resulted in the milk spilling a little after I took a swig. My response was to jerk the bottle swiftly downwards and well, it hit the top of the refrigerator door, jamming the mouth of the bottle into my upper lip.

How smart, eh.

----------------
Now playing: The Doors - Love street
via FoxyTunes